❧ | That’s terrible! Now she’s sort of scared to know the rest. “Uh—— it was dead, too?”

“Nope. It was stapled to the first monkey.”
[ Jude loves his crude humor. ]
“Last part. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?”
❧ | That’s terrible! Now she’s sort of scared to know the rest. “Uh—— it was dead, too?”

“Nope. It was stapled to the first monkey.”
[ Jude loves his crude humor. ]
“Last part. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?”
“I think i’ve heard almost all the blind jokes one can tell.”