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She smirked a little as she stared up at him. “You’d have to really piss me off to get me to do that.”

     _{“Now I have to piss you off? Don’t women usually do that themselves?”}

  _{[ He grins wickedly, throwing an arm out in a lazy gesture. ]}

     _{“Okay, so – feminism. Fat preteens with fedoras. Crocs. Oh! –– tampons. Are you pissed yet?”}