harlowora:

    _{“We aren’t going there, though.”} 

_{Usually, if she lies that is, she’ll say she lives in Italy. “I just think you have had enough.” Or maybe she hasn’t had enough, and with that thought she steals a drink off someone’s table and takes a gracious gulp.}

     _{“Are y-you driving? Because that’s k-k-kind of illegal.” His expression does nothing to convince her of this digression; though his soberness will have to eventually peek through, he’s so depressingly drunk that he doesn’t even bother to match up his words with his own brain.}